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Famous Pets

Animal celebrities shine off-stage

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

Famous Pets thanks to Jim Serritella

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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