Family Tree

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia