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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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