Family Tree

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey