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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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