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Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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