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Family Exercise

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Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey


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