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Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles


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