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Family Exercise

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Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey


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