Fake Bake
Tanning booths get celebrity status
QuotaBillsI surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian
Bake the world a better place. - Unknown
Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch
Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn
How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien