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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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