Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay