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Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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