Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin