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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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