Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay