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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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