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Extra Space Bed

Putting more 'room' in your bedroom

Extra Space Bed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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