Extra Safe Lock
Making it easier for a burglar to go somewhere else
You should see the puzzle on the other side of the door!
QuotaBillsThe best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson
At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown
Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel
Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote
A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw
The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen
You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller