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Exciting Spring

Are you this happy to plant flowers this year?

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wet your plants do the talking!

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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