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Exciting Spring

Are you this happy to plant flowers this year?

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wet your plants do the talking!

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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