Engagement Rings for Engineers

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Effective engagement is inspired by the empathy that develops simply by being human. - Brian Solis

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown