Egg Hatch Breakfast
What happens if you don't eat your breakfast eggs
Cracking open an eggsellent meal
QuotaBillsExact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell