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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown


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