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Eat Your Dinner!

Little Johnny thought he had it tough eating vegetables

Eat Your Dinner! thanks to Gwen Laxton

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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