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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

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Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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