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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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