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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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