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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

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Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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