Dutcher Than Dutch

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou