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Friends renewing old traditions in Volendam, Holland

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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