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Friends renewing old traditions in Volendam, Holland

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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