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Friends renewing old traditions in Volendam, Holland

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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