Dutcher Than Dutch

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery