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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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