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Duct Tape Road

When there's not enough money to fix it properly

Duct Tape Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is it the neighbour's fault?

Sticking to Bubba's cheap road repair equipment

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I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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