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Duct Tape Road

When there's not enough money to fix it properly

Duct Tape Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is it the neighbour's fault?

Sticking to Bubba's cheap road repair equipment

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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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