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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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