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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson
I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump
Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias
Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney
Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams
Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman
The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter
The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey