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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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