Drinking Friends

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich