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Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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