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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain


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