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Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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