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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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