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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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