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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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