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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

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Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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