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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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