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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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