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The market is always right. - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The gene-spliced product is safer by far than the natural one. - David N Leff

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation. - Charles Baudelaire

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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