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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The gene-spliced product is safer by far than the natural one. - David N Leff

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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