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Dour Solutions

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Dour Solutions thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign of marketing gone wrong

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The market is always right. - Unknown

Solutions are not the answer. - Richard Nixon

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. - Lee Iacocca

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation. - Charles Baudelaire

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

I don't want to be a product of my environment; I want my environment to be a product of me. - Jack Nicholson

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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