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The market is always right. - Unknown

Solutions are not the answer. - Richard Nixon

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation. - Charles Baudelaire

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

I don't want to be a product of my environment; I want my environment to be a product of me. - Jack Nicholson

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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