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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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