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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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