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An unlearned Prince is a crowned ass. - William I

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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