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A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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