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Dog O'Lanterns

Halloween lookalike contest for dogs

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Spooktacular Canine Carvings

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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