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Dog O'Lanterns

Halloween lookalike contest for dogs

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Spooktacular Canine Carvings

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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