QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller
The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons