QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia