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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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