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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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