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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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