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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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