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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

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When you win, nothing hurts. - Joe Namath

Talk without effort is nothing. - Maria W Stewart

Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. - Oscar Wilde

Ability is nothing without opportunity. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Nothing in the world is irreversible, not even capitalism. - Fidel Castro

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. - Jonathan Swift

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump


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