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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

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Nothing is Unpossible. - Unknown

Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

He who knows nothing doubts nothing. - Italian Proverb

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. - Hindu Proverb

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Nothing I accept about myself can be used against me to diminish me. - Audre Lorde

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The maxim, 'Nothing avails but perfection,' spells paralysis. - Winston Churchill

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly. - Buckminster Fuller

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin


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