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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

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Nothing is evil in the beginning. - JRR Tolkien

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

There is nothing to be gained by being wrong. - Rush H Limbaugh

A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - Walt Disney

Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. - William M. Winans

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing is good for everyone, but only relatively to some people. - André Gide

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

If your competitors start copying you, then you are doing something right! - Jay Baer

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I'm doing it myself. - Albert Einstein

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. - Winston Churchill

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

Nothing is so contagious as an example. We never do great good or great evil without bringing about more of the same on the part of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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