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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Nothing can be produced out of nothing. - Diogenes Laertius

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to divide it with you. - Unknown

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody. - Helen G. Brown

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

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