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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

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Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know. - Pema Chodron

Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it. - Cicero

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. - Isaac Asimov

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Nothing better than listening to a lie when you already know the truth. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing than by believing in too much. - P.T. Barnum

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing and saying the right thing are not sufficient. Doing the right thing in the right way and with the person's comfort in mind is critical. - Ravi Zacharias


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