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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

Talk without effort is nothing. - Maria W Stewart

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. - Unknown

Nothing changes - if nothing changes. - John C Maxwell

Saying nothing sometimes says the most. - Emily Dickinson

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Everything comes to pass; nothing comes to stay. - Matthew Flickstein

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing in the world is irreversible, not even capitalism. - Fidel Castro

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. - Hindu Proverb

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to divide it with you. - Unknown

Doing what is right isn't the problem. It is knowing what is right. - Lyndon B Johnson

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves. - Richard Rorty

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no results. - Mahatma Gandhi

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

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