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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

All our miseries are nothing but attachment. - Osho

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard. - Steve Carell

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. - Isaac Asimov

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

There is nothing to make you like other human beings so much as doing things for them. - Zora Neale Hurston

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. - Robin Williams

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis


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