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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Perseverance: A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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