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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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