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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

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