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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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