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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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