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Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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