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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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