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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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