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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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