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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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