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I have an unfortunate personality. - Orson Welles

I discourage a cult of personality. - Newt Gingrich

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real use to them. - Albert Schweitzer

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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