QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers
A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock