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Diet Scale

Weight scale proportional to food allowance

Diet Scale thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Life is grim to the right of the water-only line

Recommended food choices for your own weight
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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles


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