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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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