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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan


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