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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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