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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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