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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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