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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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