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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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