Dentist Waiting Room

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com