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Dehydrated Water

How to remove the good clean taste of spring water

Dehydrated Water thanks to Cherei McCarter

Cleaning up your water supply with unnatural additives

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I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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