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Dehydrated Water

How to remove the good clean taste of spring water

Dehydrated Water thanks to Cherei McCarter

Cleaning up your water supply with unnatural additives

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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