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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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