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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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