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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin


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