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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes


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