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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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