QuotaBillsLife is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo