Dead End

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman