Dead End

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. - Steven Wright

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis