#1 humor site on the 'net

Dead End

Where time runs out

Dead End thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a brilliant graveyard deduction

QuotaBills
Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. - Steven Wright

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis


Argentina Weather Stone

Wurst Humour

Bacon My Heart

Ogre Tree

Swing By The Beach

Amsterdam Dress

Dog Pot Nap

Shame On All You Hunters

Transparent Touch Calculator

Jet Nozzles

Cord Chewing

Surreal Cubist

Painting The Center Line

Names of the Colours

At Home Grave

Boatload Interception

Shadow Seats

Alice In Hulaland

French Army Knife

Putting Your Foot Down

Chicken Rider

ManHole

Hurricane Irene

Day At The Beach