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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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