Dead End

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar