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To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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