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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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