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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole. - Billy Graham

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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