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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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