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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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