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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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