QuotaBillsRecede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington