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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah