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Cross Inspector

Remaining straight in line is a soldier's cross to bear

Cross Inspector thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't run to the cross in your messages, your people won't run to the cross in their trials. - Bill Giovannetti

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin


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