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Cross Inspector

Remaining straight in line is a soldier's cross to bear

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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