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Crop Circles Secret

How crop circles are really made

Crop Circles Secret thanks to Keith Blake

Conclusion of the Crop Circle Quest

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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