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Crocodile Floor

First one to cross the room wins!

Crocodile Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Walking into a feeding frenzy in the house

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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