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All you need is love. - John Lennon

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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