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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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