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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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