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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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