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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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