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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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