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All you need is love. - John Lennon

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin


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