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Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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