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There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley


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