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Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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