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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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