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Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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