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There is Hope if you can make the call

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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