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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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