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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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