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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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