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There is Hope if you can make the call

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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