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Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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