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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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