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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Charity creates a multitude of sins. - Oscar Wilde

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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