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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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