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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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