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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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