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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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