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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Charity sees the need not the cause. - German Proverb

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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