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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle


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