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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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