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None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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