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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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