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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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