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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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