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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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