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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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